Trash Dove

The Lore of the Trash Dove

In early 2017 a purple pigeon with huge yellow eyes, a tongue like a party blower and absolutely zero thoughts appeared in a sticker pack. Its one move: the headbang. Bob, bob, bob, forever, with its wings out like it was presenting you with nothing at all.

Then it got loose. Someone dropped it in a comment section. Someone else replied with it. Then everyone replied with it. Within weeks entire threads were just this dove, headbanging, over and over, often next to a dancing cat, under posts about politics, birthdays, funerals, sports results and your aunt's lasagne.

Nobody asked for the dove. The dove came anyway.

People begged for it to stop. People wrote think pieces about it. People got banned from their own family group chats. The dove did not stop, because the dove does not understand the concept of stopping. It only understands the beat.

Now it has found the blockchain. $TRASHDOVE is a meme coin on Solana for everyone who remembers when the internet was just one bird ruining every conversation at once. There is no roadmap. There is only the neck, and the neck is going up and down.

Every red candle: headbang. Every green candle: headbang. Somebody posts FUD: reply with the dove. That's the whole utility. That has always been the whole utility.